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>> > >  An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a 
>>baby.
>> > >
>> > > It was so far out there was no electricity. When the
>> > > doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and

>>her
>> > > 5-year-old child.
>> > >
>> > > The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could

>>see
>> > while
>> > > he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so. The mother
>> > > pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the
>> > > newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him
to
>>take
>> > > his first breath.
>> > >
>> > > The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of what he
had 
>>just
>> > > witnessed.
>> > >
>> > > The little boy said, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first
>> > place.
>> > > Spank him again."