An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

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The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so. The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

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The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of what he had just witnessed.

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The little boy said, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."

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