by Bud Strom, cowboy poet
I taught my good dog Maggie
"Lay down" when I commanded.
I also taught her "set"
Whenever I demanded.
"I'll teach her now to speak," said I.
She labored to comply.
And when she learned to speak, she said,
"You twit, it's 'sit' and 'lie.'"
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