Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant.
No no, I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone.
Oh dear, I'm not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.
However it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk.
The more he tried to get it free
The louder buzzed the telephee.
Alas, I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong.

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