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Eletephony

by Elizabeth Richards, memorized when I was four



Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! no! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk.
The more he tried to get it free
The louder buzzed the telephee.
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong.)



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Download Elephone.txt